Advanced timing, taught exclusively in reverse. Every student aces the entrance exam at the exact worst moment.
A four year program with no exit. There is no dropout option. There has never been a dropout option.
We do not teach research. We teach believing louder than the people who did research.
Reframing any outcome as the plan all along. Tenured, respected, deeply underwater.
Field work only. Students are handed a shovel and told the bottom is close. It is a long degree.
Elective seminar. Meets rarely, celebrated wildly, forgotten by Monday.